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Showing posts with label humor posts. Show all posts
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

A Drunken Puppy!

Since October is a month for beers and liquors, look what we have right now...a drunken cute puppy! Oh yeah!

Yup, that is a real puppy. This was tagged to me by one my my Facebook friend who is selling cute puppies. And it really took my attention!

It was my first time to see a puppy who loves to drink wines and liquors. It seems that, he is very happy roaming around the bottles of expensive wines. And he turn down one bottle. He tried drinking all of the wines inside it!

Hayz...if all the puppies out there were like this, expect that a liquor ban will be released so very soon!

Well, even though this puppy is very alcoholic, he is still cute and fun to own! Hope that he is still tame even though he's drunk! Aw..aw..aw...! C",)

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Sozy Little Piggy!

If you're already seen a sozy pussycat in the persona of Miming Negro, how about her counterpart in terms of a piggy babe?!

Well, look at this picture! Yeah, this is an SC (social climber) little piggy! Hahaha...!

It seems that this pig didn't want her feet to get wet in this muddy place! Oh, she even had her choice to wear red boots rather than wearing any type of foot wear! And look, her four feet were all wrapped with red boots! Too cozy...! Maybe these boots were as expensive as her! Do you think so?!

But then I just wonder, why did she only covers her feet and not all her body? Why not wear some clothes and not only wear boots?! Hmmm...

But with or without any upper clothes, this piggy is really cute! She seems so kind and tame! What do you think?! Will you want her to be your loving pet?! C",)

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Vampires Suck: A Parody of the Twilight Movies!

The "Twilight" movies were really in-demand and the most-watched vampire movies as of today. Fans and movie fanatics can't resist to watch it even though movie tickets today were so expensive! One after another, the so-called "Twilight Saga" or the series of "Twilight" movies hit the world!

As proof of being a huge hit, many memorabilia of this vampire movie scattered in the internet, print media like in the magazines, fashions and posters, and even personal things like mugs, notebooks, and t-shirts were scattered in the different stores. What more, the original books of "Twilight" eventually increased their prices!

Since everybody is asking for more "Twilight" saga, did you know that a particular movie, a comedy film to be specific has been created?! Yup, this is the movie spoof or the parody of the "Twilight" movies. And this movie is called "Vampires Suck"! Below were some of the photos taken from the said movie:

Copycat Edward and Bella in the Car Accident!

The Dark Vampire Really Looks Similar with the Original huh!

Is this the Long-Haired Jacob on the First Twilight Movie?!

Oops...if you think these were just only photos, think again! To complete your needs and to satisfy your desire I have also here with you video of the trailer of this new movie! Here, watch it below:



Hahaha...! What can you say about this movie?! Do you laugh out loud all the way!

Don't worry 'coz this movie will hit the US theaters on August 18 and Manila theaters on September 1, 2010. This movie is stars with Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Jenn Proske, and Ken Jeong!

If in the original "Twilight" movies, Bella is the lead female star, well in this movie parody, it is Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, who is torn between two boys! Of course these two boys will be the impostors of Edward and Jacob!

Well, well, well...I will surely grab a copy of it when it is already launched here in Manila! In any form, I will surely have it! Hehehe...! "Twilight", "New Moon", "Eclipse", and "Breaking Dawn" were all merged in this one big comedy movie! LOL! C",)

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Meet The New 'Petrang Kabayo'!

On the early 90's we were all fascinated by the hit fantasy movie "Petrang Kabayo" of Kuya Dick, Mr. Roderick Paulate. It was even a blockbuster hit that came into three part movie series. I was a child during those times when the original "Petrang Kabayo" became a huge hit!

Today, we all know who would be the next "Petrang Kabayo" is. Oopps...actually he/she is not the second to assume this role after Roderick Paulate. If you could still recall, it was the comedian Empoy who became "Petrang Kabayo" in the fantasy TV series "Super Inggo"!

And now it's the turn for Ms. Vice Ganda! It's for real! After the 'tuksuhan' of being a 'kabayo'-like, Vice will now star in the upcoming "Petrang Kabayo" movie remake!

And have you imagine how will Vice Ganda looks like when he/she becomes "Petrang Kabayo"? Well, above is her beautiful picture! What can you say?! Effective?! Hahaha!

Yeah, Vice Ganda was really blessed! He/she had a chance to have a TV series via "Agua Baklita". And still he/she has an upcoming movie in the name of "Petrang Kabayo"! What more he/she could ask?! The role is really designed for him/her! Only for him/her!

When it rains, it pours! This seems to be true for this one and only "may nag-text" superstar. After being a stand-up comedian, then a Showtime host, then an icon for "may nag-text", now turns to be "Agua Baklita" and "Petrang Kabayo"! What do you think will his/her new next projects after these?! Well, let's make a wild guess! Good luck Vice! C",)

When Vice Ganda Stars in 'Agua Bendita'!

Have you ever wonder what would be the outcome if today's comedy icon Vice Ganda stars in the hit TV series "Agua Bendita"? Well, well, well here is the outcome!

Definitely, the title will also be changed. It will gonna be "Agua Baklita"! Hahaha...! What do you think?!

And I wonder, will Vice Ganda in his/her TV series be a half human half water creature? Hmmm...?! But one thing for sure, he's/she's definitely a half-half! A Half man and a half woman! Haha!

And I'm also thinking if Agua has the ability to cure illness by her magical tears, what will be the special power of Agua Baklita?! Definitely he/she has a power since we all know, he/she is a 'power taker'! You will definitely loose strength if you're with Agua Baklita! Haha!

Well let's all wait and see how this "may nag-text" superstar change from being a human to being now as Agua Baklita! I'm pretty sure everybody would watch for it! LOL...!!! C",)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dora Poses for FHM!

Dora 'The Explorer', the well-known cartoon character with a back-pack is very controversial nowadays! Why?!

Well, first of all, she was captured in Arizona USA and had given a prison shot because of illegal touring the country. With her nationality and due to racial discrimination, she was prohibited to enter the place!

And for the second one, it's a good news to all! This summer, you can now grab a copy of the latest FHM issue! And get ready to see the brand new sex symbol! It's Ms. Dora, the new sexy cover girl of this hit male magazine! Hahaha...!

Have your fantasy aroused?! Are you feeling so lusty this time?! Well, well, well it seems that Dora is now raising your temperature to the highest degree! Hehe...!

Hmmm...seems that Dora is wanting to grab back her career. After being caught in Arizona, now she turned-off her clothes wearing only two-piece to graced the policemen who captured her. And of course to feed your fantasy...! Hehehe...

Do you think she will be the next 'Sexiest Woman in the World'?! C",)

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Villarroyo!

What will happen if Manny Villar and President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo merge? Well, below is the result:

Villarroyo - The Hottest Loveteam to Beat!

Seems that he/she is a child of Villar and Arroyo huh. Beautiful, isn't it?!

Today loveteam is a huge hit! Different loveteams exist. Kimerald, Melason, Enrich, Alkris...who's your bet?! Or probably you really love...'Villarroyo'?!

This is another black propaganda that circulates around the net. They say that Villar is the secret 'real' bet of GMA rather than Gibo Teodoro. As they say, Gibo is only GMA's 'front' or 'pa-mront'!

What can you say about the picture? Cool! They two have the so-called 'perfect chemistry'! If this is really true, then they were the ever hottest loveteam to beat! They will surely erase the name of Kimerald and Melason replacing them with only Villarroyo!

Well, expect that things like these were not the last! Since May 10, 2010 is quickly approaching, more and more 'black propaganda' will be exposed on TV, radio, prints, internet, and other forms of media! Hayz! How can we properly decide if our politicians keep on throwing 'putik' with one another?! All of us now were all confused and undecided...!

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