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Friday, January 27, 2017

The Miss Universe Parody: How The Candidates Introduce Their Countries



The 2016 Miss Universe Pageant is currently the hottest trending topic worldwide. It is literary the talk of the town in all the forms of media.

Let's have another humor post here this time, let's highlight the Miss Universe Pageant.

My friends sent me this cool FB message on how each candidate represent their respective countries. Here how they go:


Ladies and gentlemen, here are the candidates of the 2016 Miss Universe Pageant:

- Alam ko na! Alam mo na! Eh siya?... AL-BA-NIA!!!

- Ulit ulitin mo ang selfie, hanggang sa makuha mo ang tamang... ANGOLA!!!

- Basta corned beef??? ARGENTINA!!!

- Wag na! Tama na! Ayoko na! ARU-BA!!!

- I’m not Amy Perez, I’m Amy... AUSTRIA!!!

- Baha dito! Baha doon! BAHAMAS!!!

- Miss! May small? Wala? May large? Wala din? Sige! Eh meron bang... BELGIUM!!!

- Mga Kawal wala na tayong bala, marami pa ang kalaban. Umalis na tayo dito, BELIZE!!!

- Ako maganda? I know! Kaya naman... I BOLIVIA!!!

- Pre. SEB tayo oh! Ano kaba? Top o... BOTSWANA!!!

- Cap A! Cap B! Cap C! BRA---ZIL!!!

- Hindi Remate. Hindi Tiktik. BULGARIA!!!

- Pilipinas..... Game CANA---DA? (Audience: GAME NA!)

- Wahh Haahhh Haahhh Wohhh!! Huuu!!! Anghang naman ng... CHILE!!!

- iPhone 7; May TV, Dual Sim, and Pattern ang Password? Made in... CHINA!!!

- Yung akala mo ikaw na pero hindi pala.. Na... COLOMBIA!!!

- Lugar kung saan walang mali... CZECH! REPUBLIC!!!

- Sabi ni mark, mahal niya ako. Sabi ko sa kanya, ako DEN..MARK!!!

- Ang alikabok sa labas! GRABE! Balat at pisngi ko ay ma DOMI-NICAN REPUBLIC na!

- Save mother earth! Suportahan ang mga energy-efficient na sasakyan! Sakay na sa Etrike, Ebus at... EGYPT!!!

- From the Land of Philip and Maja... EL SALVADOR!!!

- Inoperahan siya para ma-remove ang kidney... ESTONIA!!!

- Kulang pa b? ETHIOPIA, idagdag mo pra makompleto na... ETHIOPIA!!!

- We're not lovers. We're just... FRANCE!!!

- Ma, hindi na ako makakaligo, wala na tayong... GABON!!!!

- George sa umaga, sa gabi?... GEORGIA!!!

- 🎶 Singkamas at talong, sigarilyas, GERMANY!!!



- Adobo, lechon, hipon, fillet, spaghetti, sinigang, kahit ano pa! Basta ayoking kumain dahil wala
akong... GHANA!!!

- My favorite church song? Isa lang yan! Amazing... GREECE!!!

- Balay Kanlaon, Lampirong, Madyaas, Apitong at Balay... GUATEMALA!!

- Sira na yata cellphone ko, ayaw ng... GUYANA!!!

- 76, 77, 78, 79... HAITI!!!

- Dahandahin mo ang pagpasok beh! Masakit! Duraan mo.. Lotion o kahit Katinko.. Pwede na.. Lagyan mo lang ng pangpa... HONDURAS!!!

- Anong oras na, di pa ako kumain, I am so... HUNGARY!!!

- 🎶 One little two little three little...INDIA!!!

- From the land of Palawan Express Pera Padala, AL-IN-DONESIA!!!

- Hulihin! Huwag pakawalan! I-TALY!!!

- Walang tinidor.. Walang kutsara.. Mag... JAMAICA!!!

- Just Always Pray At Night.... JAPAN!!!

- Wag masyadong mag-assume na mahal ka rin nya para hindi.. KAZAKHSTAN!!!

- Part of the eye! Pupil, iris and... KOREA!!!

- Oh bili na! Bili na! Gawa sa kamoteng kahoy ang aking special... KOSOVO!!!

- Ano ba yang sinampay! Ang baho! Parang hindi naarawan. Parang hindi natuyo masyado! Sino bang nag... LEBA-NON!!!

- Akala niya tama siya pero yun pala... MALAY-SIA!!!

- Hoy! Friendly kiss lang yun noh! Wag ka masyadong... MAURITIUS!!!

- Ang binti me tuhod, ang braso... ME-XICO!!!

- Bansang pinagmulan ng mga Shipping Lines... MONTENEGRO!!!

- Dati si Thalia, naging si Marian at Megan ang gumanap....bilang... MYANMAR!! AW!

- Alin? Alin? Alin ang... NAMIBIA!

- Not a yes land! Not a no land! It's a... NETHER-LANDS!!!

- LET ME SING! 🎶 New Zealand ka sa mundong ito laking tuwa ng magulang mo.. 🎶 NEW ZEALAND!!!

- No! No! No! NORWAY! No! No! No! NORWAY! I'm living without you... 🎶

- Sus! Puro ka yabang wala ka naman palang... PANAMA!!!

- Sa jeep, pag malapit kanang bumaba, sumigaw lang ng.. PARA-GUAY!!!

- Kapag mahal mo, mahal mo! Wala nang pero-PERU!!!

- Feel mo, feel nya, feel nating lahat… PHILIPPINES!!!

- Mula sa bansa na pinanggalingan ng po, opo, mano po... PO-LAND!

- Tong Its! Sabong! Mahjong! Magtrabaho ka, magbuhat ng bakal! Wag... POR-TUGAL!

- Lahat ng gamit nya nawawala dahil bura..RU-SSIA!!!

- Hi maam, sir.. Ano pong order nyo? I will... SERBIA!!!

- Nasa gitna ng Singathree at Singafive... SINGA-PORE!!!! (Tsar)

- Gusto mong gumanda ang iyong katawan? Remember! No SPAIN, no gain!... SPAIN!!!

- Ay! Pinanganak kang suwi? Kapatid ko.. SWE-DEN!!!

- Hindi mo Tanzan, hindi ko Tanzan.... TANZA-NIA!!!!

-Thailand 🎶 (Thailand), Thailand mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim.. 🎶 THAILAND!!!

- 27... 28... 29... TURKEY!!!

-Bawat bata may tanong.. 🎶
Bat ganito? bat ganon?.. 🎶
Hayaang buksan ang isipan.. 🎶
Sa science o agham... 🎶
Tayo na....sa...
VENEZUELA!!!


Haha! Hope you had a lot of fun! Kudos to the one who created all those! And good luck to the winner of the Miss Universe 2016! 01/27/2017 (RCB)


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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Little Christmas Puppies!


It's nine days to go before the grandest celebration of the year, the Christmas Day! And everyone is truly waiting and preparing for it! 

Even the cute little puppies above were also waiting for the Christmas day. And it seems that they were all tired of waiting! But look, they already prepared themselves for the yuletide. All of them were wearing the Santa hat! 

Well, let's wake them up when Christmas arrives! Let's ring the bell for them!

Merry Christmas Everyone! c",)  (RCB)  

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Two 'Darna!'

This photo is now viral on the world-wide web. It shows two Darna, one being Angel Locsin and the other being Marian Rivera.

Now that the Kapamilya network is set to revive "Darna" in the movie wherein Angel Locsin reprises her previous role in the Kapuso TV series, the comparison between her and rival Marian Rivera who also portrayed "Darna" in another TV series once more heats up.

Here is their photo comparing the two Darna:

I don't think why Marian's Darna is wearing a black costume?! Maybe a photo expert edited her costume in photoshop! Hmmm....

Now throwing to you the same question, who between the two Darna you like and love more?! c",)

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Famous Lines ni Nanay!

In line with the celebration of the Mother's Day, let me share with you a humor regarding the famous lines we always heard from our mothers.

Here are the Top 9 of the said famous lines:



Thanks to my friend who share this one in Facebook.

Let us all greet our mothers with a Happy Mother's Day! We love you mom! c",)

Friday, January 6, 2012

A Cute Cat Doesn't Want To Eat Carrot!

My teammate sent to me this very cute picture of a cat who doesn't love to eat carrot.

Check this out:


Meow...meow...meow!!! She is so lovely! I love her cute face! The cat is having a carrot and a milk drink for a meal! What a healthy diet!

Maybe the caretaker of this cute cat got confuse about his pet! Maybe he's thinking that it was a rabbit! Hahaha!

Oh, I like to own her! Hey pussy, can you be mine?! I'll bring you home so my Miming Negro will have a playmate! c",)

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dracula Asks for Blood Donors!

What if Dracula ask you to donate blood?! Do you think he is a perfect model volunteer in any blood letting projects?! Sounds good...!!!

Once more, greeting you all a...

hApPy hAlLoWeEn

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Why The Birds Get Angry?!

Do you wonder why the birds get angry?! Well, take a look at this picture below:


Oh my...! Even me will get angry seeing my eggs being fried like this!

Birds really get angry because of this! So sad...! Now you know why more angry birds are coming out and why they were a huge hit today! Hehe... c",)

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