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Friday, January 27, 2017

The Miss Universe Parody: How The Candidates Introduce Their Countries



The 2016 Miss Universe Pageant is currently the hottest trending topic worldwide. It is literary the talk of the town in all the forms of media.

Let's have another humor post here this time, let's highlight the Miss Universe Pageant.

My friends sent me this cool FB message on how each candidate represent their respective countries. Here how they go:


Ladies and gentlemen, here are the candidates of the 2016 Miss Universe Pageant:

- Alam ko na! Alam mo na! Eh siya?... AL-BA-NIA!!!

- Ulit ulitin mo ang selfie, hanggang sa makuha mo ang tamang... ANGOLA!!!

- Basta corned beef??? ARGENTINA!!!

- Wag na! Tama na! Ayoko na! ARU-BA!!!

- I’m not Amy Perez, I’m Amy... AUSTRIA!!!

- Baha dito! Baha doon! BAHAMAS!!!

- Miss! May small? Wala? May large? Wala din? Sige! Eh meron bang... BELGIUM!!!

- Mga Kawal wala na tayong bala, marami pa ang kalaban. Umalis na tayo dito, BELIZE!!!

- Ako maganda? I know! Kaya naman... I BOLIVIA!!!

- Pre. SEB tayo oh! Ano kaba? Top o... BOTSWANA!!!

- Cap A! Cap B! Cap C! BRA---ZIL!!!

- Hindi Remate. Hindi Tiktik. BULGARIA!!!

- Pilipinas..... Game CANA---DA? (Audience: GAME NA!)

- Wahh Haahhh Haahhh Wohhh!! Huuu!!! Anghang naman ng... CHILE!!!

- iPhone 7; May TV, Dual Sim, and Pattern ang Password? Made in... CHINA!!!

- Yung akala mo ikaw na pero hindi pala.. Na... COLOMBIA!!!

- Lugar kung saan walang mali... CZECH! REPUBLIC!!!

- Sabi ni mark, mahal niya ako. Sabi ko sa kanya, ako DEN..MARK!!!

- Ang alikabok sa labas! GRABE! Balat at pisngi ko ay ma DOMI-NICAN REPUBLIC na!

- Save mother earth! Suportahan ang mga energy-efficient na sasakyan! Sakay na sa Etrike, Ebus at... EGYPT!!!

- From the Land of Philip and Maja... EL SALVADOR!!!

- Inoperahan siya para ma-remove ang kidney... ESTONIA!!!

- Kulang pa b? ETHIOPIA, idagdag mo pra makompleto na... ETHIOPIA!!!

- We're not lovers. We're just... FRANCE!!!

- Ma, hindi na ako makakaligo, wala na tayong... GABON!!!!

- George sa umaga, sa gabi?... GEORGIA!!!

- 🎶 Singkamas at talong, sigarilyas, GERMANY!!!



- Adobo, lechon, hipon, fillet, spaghetti, sinigang, kahit ano pa! Basta ayoking kumain dahil wala
akong... GHANA!!!

- My favorite church song? Isa lang yan! Amazing... GREECE!!!

- Balay Kanlaon, Lampirong, Madyaas, Apitong at Balay... GUATEMALA!!

- Sira na yata cellphone ko, ayaw ng... GUYANA!!!

- 76, 77, 78, 79... HAITI!!!

- Dahandahin mo ang pagpasok beh! Masakit! Duraan mo.. Lotion o kahit Katinko.. Pwede na.. Lagyan mo lang ng pangpa... HONDURAS!!!

- Anong oras na, di pa ako kumain, I am so... HUNGARY!!!

- 🎶 One little two little three little...INDIA!!!

- From the land of Palawan Express Pera Padala, AL-IN-DONESIA!!!

- Hulihin! Huwag pakawalan! I-TALY!!!

- Walang tinidor.. Walang kutsara.. Mag... JAMAICA!!!

- Just Always Pray At Night.... JAPAN!!!

- Wag masyadong mag-assume na mahal ka rin nya para hindi.. KAZAKHSTAN!!!

- Part of the eye! Pupil, iris and... KOREA!!!

- Oh bili na! Bili na! Gawa sa kamoteng kahoy ang aking special... KOSOVO!!!

- Ano ba yang sinampay! Ang baho! Parang hindi naarawan. Parang hindi natuyo masyado! Sino bang nag... LEBA-NON!!!

- Akala niya tama siya pero yun pala... MALAY-SIA!!!

- Hoy! Friendly kiss lang yun noh! Wag ka masyadong... MAURITIUS!!!

- Ang binti me tuhod, ang braso... ME-XICO!!!

- Bansang pinagmulan ng mga Shipping Lines... MONTENEGRO!!!

- Dati si Thalia, naging si Marian at Megan ang gumanap....bilang... MYANMAR!! AW!

- Alin? Alin? Alin ang... NAMIBIA!

- Not a yes land! Not a no land! It's a... NETHER-LANDS!!!

- LET ME SING! 🎶 New Zealand ka sa mundong ito laking tuwa ng magulang mo.. 🎶 NEW ZEALAND!!!

- No! No! No! NORWAY! No! No! No! NORWAY! I'm living without you... 🎶

- Sus! Puro ka yabang wala ka naman palang... PANAMA!!!

- Sa jeep, pag malapit kanang bumaba, sumigaw lang ng.. PARA-GUAY!!!

- Kapag mahal mo, mahal mo! Wala nang pero-PERU!!!

- Feel mo, feel nya, feel nating lahat… PHILIPPINES!!!

- Mula sa bansa na pinanggalingan ng po, opo, mano po... PO-LAND!

- Tong Its! Sabong! Mahjong! Magtrabaho ka, magbuhat ng bakal! Wag... POR-TUGAL!

- Lahat ng gamit nya nawawala dahil bura..RU-SSIA!!!

- Hi maam, sir.. Ano pong order nyo? I will... SERBIA!!!

- Nasa gitna ng Singathree at Singafive... SINGA-PORE!!!! (Tsar)

- Gusto mong gumanda ang iyong katawan? Remember! No SPAIN, no gain!... SPAIN!!!

- Ay! Pinanganak kang suwi? Kapatid ko.. SWE-DEN!!!

- Hindi mo Tanzan, hindi ko Tanzan.... TANZA-NIA!!!!

-Thailand 🎶 (Thailand), Thailand mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim.. 🎶 THAILAND!!!

- 27... 28... 29... TURKEY!!!

-Bawat bata may tanong.. 🎶
Bat ganito? bat ganon?.. 🎶
Hayaang buksan ang isipan.. 🎶
Sa science o agham... 🎶
Tayo na....sa...
VENEZUELA!!!


Haha! Hope you had a lot of fun! Kudos to the one who created all those! And good luck to the winner of the Miss Universe 2016! 01/27/2017 (RCB)


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Friday, November 19, 2010

A Fried Chicken!

How do you like fried chicken?! Is this one of your favorite foods?!

I like to share with you this humor pic. Since we're already in the season of holidays, expect more and more fried or roasted chickens were served on our table just like this!

Imagine how smart this fried chicken is! Though he's already cooked, he can even sit like a boss! And look what he's doing while reading the latest news...! Yeah, he's relieving all his bad moods! Hehehe!

And look..his stools were already fried just like him! Amazing! Will you also want to eat these small little things coming from him?!

Hmmm...I just wonder, did this fried chicken didn't disciplined to have his toilethics?! C",)

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A Humor Month of November!

We're already on the second to the last month of the year, the month of November! It's such another exciting month before the month of Christmas!

And what's up for November?! Is it another horror story?!

Well actually whenever we speak for the month of November, we were thinking of Halloween, All Saint's Day, All Souls Day, ghost, monsters, and any other supernatural creatures. But in our case, here in my blog site, I will make a difference! For this month, we will move away from any horror stories!

Yup, it's because I already offered you in advance our special Halloween issue. Since Halloween is celebrated every last day of October, I already given it to you last month.

And if you will notice, I already featured All Saints' Day and All Souls Day in the very beginning of November! Yup, since in the first and second days of November we celebrated these holidays, I already posted these topics before I gave you our November expectations!

So, what do we have now this November?! Well, it's all about Humor! Yeah, it's humor! We will laugh out loud for the whole month of November because of my different humorous posts! Your bored world will totally filled with lots of laughter because of our special humor edition this month of November!

Why is it so?! It's because we we're already in the yuletide season, the month nearer to Christmas, all I want is to make you all laugh! I want you to become happy! Yeah, it's time to be happy, it's time to laugh! Time to celebrate!

But of course, besides humor, expect for surprises! Just like we always do, I will provide you some surprise posts that you didn't expect! I will also share with you some of my whereabouts! It's really too exciting and surprising!

So let's embrace November with fun and laughter! No more space for tears and loneliness, it's all for fun! Enjoy this month of humor with me here and only here in the one and only, Rock Land! LOL! C",)

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